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Like aw mah
gwad aw mah gwad aw mah gwad, did you see the new music video Shinee came out
with? It is my personal favourite one. Which one of Shinee’s music video is
your favourite? Let me know in the comments ok?
Having said
that this is my all-time favourite music video I just had to let the world know
what this music video actually means ……. To ME! I just had to, Chingudeuls! You all
probably thought that the music video talks is about Shinee getting drunk and
wasted while the hostess does her way with them…… well wrong you are, cause
that was not what it means. This music video shows exactly how certain villains
and cult movies came into existence. Like how people actually came up with the
way a villain should look and the actual back stories to how these villains
came to be or how ideas for certain scenes came to be etc etc and so on and so
forth blah blah blu blu ye ye!
So before Shinee
goes on to reveals all that, they throw in a statuary announcement- you know,
the smoking is injurious to health kind of thing- but this announcement is of a
different kind-
Right!
Okay, so the
music video begins with Jonghyun driving dead straight into that very sign
which might have been put there to keep people from driving off the edge of the
cliff or something, but don’t worry, Jonghyun knows what he is doing.
Or Minho probably knows it, I think. Yup he knows this is
the end.
Onew thinking of what chicken would taste like in the
after life
Key who clearly is…… is….
Taemin who graduated to Taeman who believes every day is a roller coaster ride.
And these are the people who are traveling with us to….. Some
place. Well anyway, the car crashes and the Shinee members arrive at Purgatory
where they must party till the great Gods call them above.
Meanwhile in Purgatory, a party is in the making. . . .
*Knock! Knock!*
Special delivery!
A serving of Jonghyun with a side of Taeman, Minho, Key
and Onew.
(Ho ho oho! I must have accidentally butt dialled them!)
The sweet Shinee members unpack themselves and settle in
this strange room as a veiled lady come into the room serving glow-in-the-dark
drinks.
No NO NOOOO Taeman showing that he is a grown up now by
throwing away all the things his parents warned him about stranger and getting
drinks from them, he is the first one to do a one-shot!
Oh damn you guys! How long were you out? Look at all the
people that have come while you were sleeping!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT! This is what you get for not listening to your elders!
Wasted, the Shinee members do what they are all too good
at, DANCING!
Bruh! Spinning the bottle is so human, let’s spin Key
instead!
Now we are talking!
Let us not stop there but throw a knife in it too!
Let us not stop there but throw a knife in it too!
This woman ha! yeah she came prepared.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT HAS THIS WOMAN DONE! SHE HAS
CREATED SLEEPY HOLLOW MINUS THE HORSIE!
Has no one witnessed what has happened! You guys! Your Key
just turned into sleepy hollow dude. . .
Wait what? His insides look like lemons. Why?
Key limes! Haha! It is an inside SM joke, you wouldn’t
understand.
ah! the ever hard working Key doesn't give up his lines although his body has long given up it's head.
Right! the party in Purgatory shall go on, my fellow Chingu! let us commence with the spinning of the bottles!
Right! the party in Purgatory shall go on, my fellow Chingu! let us commence with the spinning of the bottles!
uh-ho! giving a kid a bat is dangerous! but giving it to an adult, uhh... not so dangerous, right? wrong! if the adult with the bat is Onew and somebody just screamed 'Chicken', bruh, you are a goner!
GOD GOOGLE TRANSLATE! TAEMAN'S EYES!
they are gone! and this is how, Chinguduels, the hills got eyes! they stole Taeman's eyes.
Things are going hay-wire in the Purgatory parteh. Minho decides to get a hold on the situation by bringing down the horror. He decides to be a host and make some lemon key pies for the guest- Minho bravely raps/dictates the necessary ingredients in the recipe.
Onew, my man, unable to bear the drama he created, takes down few shots and goes tipsy!
Is that taeman with his eyes closed in the background? boy you already lost your eyes, what you doing closing them?
Onew tries to wash out the hangover alone in the bathroom. oh the sadness.
In this moment, Key suddenly gets a premonition of some bad omen surrounding Onew and asks fellow Minho to go check on him.
Minho gives two hoots for that!
back in the backroom, everyone! Onew has completed his cleansing process and shows you his poreless face.
How will you get pores when there is no nose!
ingenious!
BRAH-HAH-HA!
AND THIS IS HOW VOLDEMORT CAME TO BE!
Meanwhile, at the centre of the party, Sleepy hollow and the hills have my eyes try to make collaboration which results in an epic fail.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Onew has his nose here!
tsk! tsk! tsk! SM, you should be careful next time. I am watching.
After watching an epic failed movie of massive proportion, fellow Jonghyun tries to swallow his gag by consuming some very "not-really-suspicious-looking" cookies.
Which back fires, and Jonghyun vomits rainbows! awwww, He is too pure for Purgatory ,y'all!
This yeoja, sensing competition, vomits back! don't ask me what kind a party this is, I guess competitive puking is a thing in Purgy parteh.
Onew {with his nose} finds a sort of serendipity in this toxic vomit. Below is a closer look of the species in it's calm and serene atmosphere.
After revealing his colourful vomit to the masses, Colourful Jonghyun gets the fancy of the Hostess who gives him a little something something!
oh, they grow up so fast! I can't watch!
woah! woah! woah! give the man his lips back lady! what the heck! I can't take this no more, Key loses his head, Taeman his eyes, Onew is Voldie and now Jonghyun is lipless, Life has no meaning now, but the party must go on......
As the party gives no care to my Lipless Jonghyun, the Hostess places Jonghyun's lips on the cake.
Why? because the cake wants to have itself and eat itself too! if that makes any sense to you. If not, pretend I never said that and move on.
Minho brings out his Lemon Key cake and pops the questions-
'Are you married to the music?'
no! I am waiting for you!!
But no one listens to our cries as they blow the candles and fulfill Minho's desire to be Flaming charisma!
As if this isn't too much to handle, they show the Hostess indulging in some fetish of her own- weird collages.
Satisfied by how it looks on paper, the hostess can't help but feel proud at how well she executed it in reality.
that ought to put them modern artists to shame!
FINALLY!
Key's head- check!
Taeman with no eyes- check!
Onew with no nose- check!
Jonghyun without his lips-check! and
Minho's body on the bed and flaming head equally distributed in glass containers all around the room- double check!
and now to add the finale! smash together the parts received from Shinee and create a man who too charming to realize that he just got married.
And that my friends is how Frankenstein actually lived.
what do you think?
did you like it?
let us know in the comments below.
GOD GOOGLE TRANSLATE! TAEMAN'S EYES!
they are gone! and this is how, Chinguduels, the hills got eyes! they stole Taeman's eyes.
Things are going hay-wire in the Purgatory parteh. Minho decides to get a hold on the situation by bringing down the horror. He decides to be a host and make some lemon key pies for the guest- Minho bravely raps/dictates the necessary ingredients in the recipe.
Onew, my man, unable to bear the drama he created, takes down few shots and goes tipsy!
Is that taeman with his eyes closed in the background? boy you already lost your eyes, what you doing closing them?
Onew tries to wash out the hangover alone in the bathroom. oh the sadness.
In this moment, Key suddenly gets a premonition of some bad omen surrounding Onew and asks fellow Minho to go check on him.
Minho gives two hoots for that!
back in the backroom, everyone! Onew has completed his cleansing process and shows you his poreless face.
How will you get pores when there is no nose!
ingenious!
BRAH-HAH-HA!
AND THIS IS HOW VOLDEMORT CAME TO BE!
Meanwhile, at the centre of the party, Sleepy hollow and the hills have my eyes try to make collaboration which results in an epic fail.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Onew has his nose here!
tsk! tsk! tsk! SM, you should be careful next time. I am watching.
After watching an epic failed movie of massive proportion, fellow Jonghyun tries to swallow his gag by consuming some very "not-really-suspicious-looking" cookies.
Which back fires, and Jonghyun vomits rainbows! awwww, He is too pure for Purgatory ,y'all!
This yeoja, sensing competition, vomits back! don't ask me what kind a party this is, I guess competitive puking is a thing in Purgy parteh.
Onew {with his nose} finds a sort of serendipity in this toxic vomit. Below is a closer look of the species in it's calm and serene atmosphere.
After revealing his colourful vomit to the masses, Colourful Jonghyun gets the fancy of the Hostess who gives him a little something something!
oh, they grow up so fast! I can't watch!
woah! woah! woah! give the man his lips back lady! what the heck! I can't take this no more, Key loses his head, Taeman his eyes, Onew is Voldie and now Jonghyun is lipless, Life has no meaning now, but the party must go on......
Why? because the cake wants to have itself and eat itself too! if that makes any sense to you. If not, pretend I never said that and move on.
Minho brings out his Lemon Key cake and pops the questions-
'Are you married to the music?'
no! I am waiting for you!!
But no one listens to our cries as they blow the candles and fulfill Minho's desire to be Flaming charisma!
As if this isn't too much to handle, they show the Hostess indulging in some fetish of her own- weird collages.
Satisfied by how it looks on paper, the hostess can't help but feel proud at how well she executed it in reality.
that ought to put them modern artists to shame!
Key's head- check!
Taeman with no eyes- check!
Onew with no nose- check!
Jonghyun without his lips-check! and
Minho's body on the bed and flaming head equally distributed in glass containers all around the room- double check!
and now to add the finale! smash together the parts received from Shinee and create a man who too charming to realize that he just got married.
And that my friends is how Frankenstein actually lived.
what do you think?
did you like it?
let us know in the comments below.
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